By Kimberly Morin (Conservativeind)
‘Twas the Night before November Elections
Progressives took a few moments of reflection
They tried as they might, to demonize the Right
Because Americans & Tea Parties had finally seen the light
Those racists, those bigots, those xenophobic fascists
Those haters and liars to whom the truth really matters
We’ve tried and we’ve lied and we’ve lied and we’ve lied
To paint the Tea Party as a nothing more than shills with corporate ties
We’ve bashed them, we’ve taunted them, we’ve provided no proof
Obama, Pelosi and Lewis to boot
Alinsky tactics we have studied and studied and studied
To make the truth about the Tea Party become even more muddied
Those racists, those bigots, those xenophobic fascists
Those ‘Uncle Tom’ Conservatives who bow to their ‘masters’
They think for themselves, they ignore the collective
They disprove the lies by the progressives we’ve elected
We’ve infiltrated their parties, we even made racist signs
We’ve had SEIU members beat them and get out of line
The Main Stream media is in our back pocket you see
Yet Americans continue to fight for what is right with glee
Those Grandmas and Soccer Moms, doctors and plumbers
Those lawyers and students, they keep increasing in numbers
All the work we have done to make the Tea Party look bad
Just seems to make us progressives look pathetically ‘mad’
We whine and we whine and we whine and we whine
Yet take millions of dollars from Soros and the tax payers dime
Media Matters, OFA, Unions and ACORN are ours
They spend plenty of our money, lie and cheat for hours upon hours
Those racists, those bigots, those xenophobic fascists
Our lies fall on deaf ears, we don’t appeal to the masses
It makes sense to cut spending and not increase taxes
But that will put us progressives out on our collective asses
